Gender Poetry Pt 2?

I'M GLAD I'M A WOMAN

I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am.

I don't live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and Spam.

I don't brag to my buddies about my erections.

I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions.

I don't get wasted at parties, and act like a clown.

And I know how to put that damned toilet seat down!

I won't grab your hooters, I won't pinch your butt.

My belt buckle's not hidden beneath my beer gut.

And I don't go around "readjusting" my crotch,

or yell like Tarzan when my headboard gets a notch.

I don't belch in public, I don't scratch my behind.

I'm a woman you see-I'm just not that kind!

I'm glad I'm a woman, I'm so glad I could sing.

I don't have body hair like shag carpeting.

It doesn't grow from my ears or cover my back.

When I lean over you can't see 3 inches of crack.

And what's on my head doesn't leave with my comb.

I'll never buy a toupee to cover my dome.

Or have a few hairs pulled from over the side.

I'm a woman, you know-I've got far too much pride!

And I honestly think its a privilege for me,

to have these two boobs and sit down when I pee.

I don't live to play golf and shoot basketball.

I don't swagger and spit like a Neanderthal.

I won't tell you my wife just does not understand,

or stick my hand in my pocket to hide that gold band.

Or tell you a story to make you sigh and weep,

then screw you, roll over and fall sound asleep!

Yes, I'm so very glad I'm a woman, you see.

Forget all about that old penis envy.

I don't long for male bonding, I don't cruise for chicks.

Join the Hair Club For Men, or think with my dick.

I'm a woman by chance and I'm thankful, it's true.

I'm so glad I'm a woman and not a man like you!

Gender Poetry Pt 2?

Well said hun!!! lol

Gender Poetry Pt 2?

Love it ! Thanks!

Gender Poetry Pt 2?

love it!

Gender Poetry Pt 2?

Right there with u on that mumson45!

:) xx

Gender Poetry Pt 2?

Hahahhahahaaaa, very good hun, even better than i expected, hahahahaaa.

Gender Poetry Pt 2?

Well worth the wait!

Gender Poetry Pt 2?

loved it

Gender Poetry Pt 2?

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Gender Poetry Pt 2?

LMAO wow

Gender Poetry Pt 2?

Wow Mumson, you sure told 'em.

Gender Poetry Pt 2?

This is even better than the last one

Gender Poetry Pt 2?

LOL 鈽衡樅鈽衡櫏

Gender Poetry Pt 2?

So true.

Gender Poetry Pt 2?

I like it

Gender Poetry Pt 2?

starred

Gender Poetry Pt 2?

exactly we better by far, can multitask without stopping to readjust the privates

lol

Gender Poetry Pt 2?

good