The Instant Message Stalker?

A pest Imed me today,

He emailed me too,

He asked if I were single,

and asked, how do you do?

He asked all kinds of questions,

wanted all the details,

of my very private life,

demanded that I tell,

Age, sex and location,

he insisted that I share,

along with exact sizes,

of my bras and underwear,

I politely said no,

refused all his requests,

I told him very sternly,

Stop this, don't be a pest,

His Im kept on poppin up,

he asked if I were wed,

by then I was quite annoyed,

by all the things he'd said,

I asked him which part of NO,

he didn't understand,

I told him I was 85,

and wore 6 wedding bands,

but all my husbands now were gone,

and I had all their money,

you want to know about,

their accidents now, honey?

I told him I fart when I walk,

the hair's gone from my head,

I keep my teeth in a jar,

at night I wet the bed,

Sometimes I wander nekkid,

till somebody brings me home,

you wanna get together,

so I won't be all alone?

Suddenly the Im's stopped

so I wrote him an IM,

a little sign then popped up

that said he was offline,

I giggled and I guffawed,

I chuckled and I laughed,

I doubt it seriously,

if my stalker will come back

The Instant Message Stalker?

Ha ha ha.!!!

10/10 for getting rid of the stalker Calamity.!!!

Shoot him next time ha ha.!!!

The Instant Message Stalker?

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The Instant Message Stalker?

I like it! :)

The Instant Message Stalker?

Did you write that yourself?

That's funny. Good one.

The Instant Message Stalker?

I was touched *tear*

The Instant Message Stalker?

I absolutely loved your Poem. Thanks for the laugh, on an otherwise boring day at work!

The Instant Message Stalker?

thats good! especially if you wrote it urself :D

The Instant Message Stalker?

excellent

must remeber that one

The Instant Message Stalker?

Reminds me of a Shel Silverstein poem

The Instant Message Stalker?

Very Good!!

At least we know how to get rid off a unwanted admirer!

xxx

The Instant Message Stalker?

funny

The Instant Message Stalker?

lol

The Instant Message Stalker?

Thats a good idea.

The Instant Message Stalker?

PMSL

Nice one

Thank you for the laugh!!

have a*

The Instant Message Stalker?

Brilliant... just brilliant !!

I remembered a similar incidence when my sister was chatting and some IM popped up from an unknown person with similar questions.

I told her to write to him "Actually I am a guy and just changed my identity to have some fun!!" The other fellow immediately said, "Bye".

The Instant Message Stalker?

GOOD ONE!! A STARIS WHAT U DESERVE!! I'M GONNA USE THAT IN LATER LIFE!!!

The Instant Message Stalker?

thats a good one.

heres a star.