Friday, November 27, 2009

The Instant Message Stalker?

A pest Imed me today,



He emailed me too,



He asked if I were single,



and asked, how do you do?



He asked all kinds of questions,



wanted all the details,



of my very private life,



demanded that I tell,



Age, sex and location,



he insisted that I share,



along with exact sizes,



of my bras and underwear,



I politely said no,



refused all his requests,



I told him very sternly,



Stop this, don't be a pest,



His Im kept on poppin up,



he asked if I were wed,



by then I was quite annoyed,



by all the things he'd said,



I asked him which part of NO,



he didn't understand,



I told him I was 85,



and wore 6 wedding bands,



but all my husbands now were gone,



and I had all their money,



you want to know about,



their accidents now, honey?



I told him I fart when I walk,



the hair's gone from my head,



I keep my teeth in a jar,



at night I wet the bed,



Sometimes I wander nekkid,



till somebody brings me home,



you wanna get together,



so I won't be all alone?



Suddenly the Im's stopped



so I wrote him an IM,



a little sign then popped up



that said he was offline,



I giggled and I guffawed,



I chuckled and I laughed,



I doubt it seriously,



if my stalker will come back



The Instant Message Stalker?

Ha ha ha.!!!



10/10 for getting rid of the stalker Calamity.!!!



Shoot him next time ha ha.!!!



The Instant Message Stalker?

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The Instant Message Stalker?

I like it! :)



The Instant Message Stalker?

Did you write that yourself?



That's funny. Good one.



The Instant Message Stalker?

I was touched *tear*



The Instant Message Stalker?

I absolutely loved your Poem. Thanks for the laugh, on an otherwise boring day at work!



The Instant Message Stalker?

thats good! especially if you wrote it urself :D



The Instant Message Stalker?

excellent



must remeber that one



The Instant Message Stalker?

Reminds me of a Shel Silverstein poem



The Instant Message Stalker?

Very Good!!



At least we know how to get rid off a unwanted admirer!



xxx



The Instant Message Stalker?

funny



The Instant Message Stalker?

lol



The Instant Message Stalker?

Thats a good idea.



The Instant Message Stalker?

PMSL



Nice one



Thank you for the laugh!!



have a*



The Instant Message Stalker?

Brilliant... just brilliant !!



I remembered a similar incidence when my sister was chatting and some IM popped up from an unknown person with similar questions.



I told her to write to him "Actually I am a guy and just changed my identity to have some fun!!" The other fellow immediately said, "Bye".



The Instant Message Stalker?

GOOD ONE!! A STARIS WHAT U DESERVE!! I'M GONNA USE THAT IN LATER LIFE!!!



The Instant Message Stalker?

thats a good one.



heres a star.

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