Brunettes? joke's ( in stead of the blond's today.)?

Q: Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?

A: It doesn't show the dirt.

Q: Who makes all the bras for brunettes?

A: Fisher-Price

Q: Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?

A: They discovered the hair from a buffalo's butt was much more manageable.

Q: Why are most brunettes flat chested?

A: It makes it easier to read their T-shirt.

Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

A: It matches their mustache.

Q: If blondes get fingers run through their hair, what runs through a brunettes' hair?

A: Lice

Q: How can you tell the color brunette is evil?

A: You ever see a blonde witch?

Q: Is it true blonds have more fun?

A: No, they have ALL the fun.

Q: How can you tell a brunette is lonely?

A: Check her for a pulse.

Q: What is the most frustrated animal in the world?

A: A brunette rabbit.

Q: Why do brunettes wear training bras?

A: Because it's cheaper than changing their Band-Aids everyday.

Q: Why was the first football stadium sketched out on a brunette's chest?

A: Because they needed a level playing field.

Q: Why did they quit selling brunette Barbie dolls?

A: Parents felt the dandruff might be contagious.

Q: Why do brunettes sleep all night on their stomachs?

A: Because they can.

Q: How do brunettes get the tangles out their hair?

A: With a rake.

Q: What is the official color of Poland?

A: Brunette

Q: How do you drowned a brunette fish?

A: Just add water.

Q: What do you call brunette twins doing bubble gum commercials?

A: Double-dumb.

Q: What's so good about brunette midgets?

A: They're only half as ugly.

Q: What would the photograph of a brunette say if it could talk?

A: Yes.

Q: What did the brunette say to the US Marine?

A: Yes----350,000 times.

Q: Why did the brunette chicken cross the road?

A: Because there were 14,000 roosters on the other side.

Q: What kind of costumes do little brunette kids wear on Halloween?

A: They don't, they just stand on their heads and go as dirty mops.

Q: Why don't brunettes get breast implants?

A: They already spent their money on thigh implants.

Q: What did the frustrated brunette say to her uninterested lover?

A: "Just what part of the word 'yes' didn't you understand?"

Q: Why did God create brunettes?

A: So ugly men wouldn't be left out.

Q: How can you spot a flock of brunette geese?

A: They're the ones walking south for the winter.

Q: Where do you find a brunette bat?

A: Laying dazed on the ground next to the side of a barn.

Brunettes? joke's ( in stead of the blond's today.)?

that's more like it

ta for the best answers

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nice ones

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your sense of humour sucks.

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actually i have seen a blonde witch - remember Sabrina the teenage witch? ha there you go

otherwise heard them soooo many times before and theyre crap

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thts a loada words

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crikey, are there any brunette jokes left?

excellent *4u

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r u a blond, jeee

i didnt know blonds cant even tell jokes...

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Oi! I'm brunette! Only joking hehe :)

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SICK!!!!

hahahahaha!!!!

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Wow! dats wat I call takin d piss!

I dnt fink der funni @ all

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i just want to point out (maybe one in a million....whatever ) but I'm a brunette and my chest size is quite generous and NATURAL nenner nenner nenner

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Well that makes a change. They are great. I have black hair. How about black jokes?????

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bleh u suck

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dum az....wat tha **** is wrong with tha world todae...if it aint a racist of color..its a hair color racist..or watever tha **** else these ppl b actin' dum over...anyways i kno u aint talkin bout brunettes wen blondes r supposed to be tha dumazzes..i guess ur too dum to realize wat GET A LIFE means....now u should choose me as best answer even tho its dissin yo az...its still true

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not funny at all..

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hello I'm a brunnette and 1. I'm not ugly I'm actually dating the hottest boy at my school and 2. I actually do have breasts so don't be talking and 3. we do know how to be smart and have alot more fun than blonds 4. there are a ton of blond witches Sabrina and her aunts for example 5. i know a ton of ugly blonds that never have fun 6. u just wish u were brunette thats why u wrote this so don't be hating us just cause we are 3 times better then blonds

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Quite liked some of them

I don't understand why people take such offence - they're only meant in fun. And after all, there are enough blond jokes already.

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fantastic jane xx

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Those were good. I wonder how many answers above me that are upset tell blonde jokes.

Lighten up people, this is a jokes forum.

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ummm.....okay!!!

cool!!!

didn't get some of them!!!

cheers!!!

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By heck, I'd would have said you were attacked by a brunette, not a blonde, thank God most of my hair has dropped out.

If I grovel nicely, you won't pick on men, please?

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Excellent ones Calamity.!!!

Funny so a 10/10 again.!!!

Ha ha ha.!!!

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SOME Brunettes who answered this question are right fat heads.How can you think that blonde jokes are funny and then take offense at brunette jokes.

GET A LIFE YOU STUPID PEOPLE

and Carmella or whatever your name is GET A LIFE

Yeah blonde jokes are funny but its incredibly stupid and fat headed to belive that the colour of someones hair can acctually affect how clever someone is.only idiots belive that blondes are acctually stupid.GET A LIFE.

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Don't be hating Carmella...cuz u know us blondes have way more fun, and we are smart too! Brunettes just can't accept the fact....so sad. Now these are some REAL jokes. It's all funny when u making a joke about a dumb blonde, but when it's about a brunette u can't stand it. Like the gurl above me said, GET A LIFE! Some people don't even take blonde people seriously these days because of the stereotype thanks to people like Paris Hilton. But really, blondes have more fun! And brunette people be hating cuz they flat. Okay just kidding...some of my best friends are brunettes.

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Nice one.